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  Week Two: Ishtar Continues Strategic Recovery  
 
 

(06/08/08) - One week after seeing two players go down with injuries (Kari, knee; Tony, finger) the camels breathed a small sigh of relief as strong rains postponed play for the season's second week.

Commenting by cell phone from his private cabin in Alaska, Manager Mike Halfman stated, "We could use another week to rest up and recover. Besides, I'm still waiting on an official ruling from the league about all the umpire shenanigans from our first game. That guy made me mad, and when I get mad...I travel to Alaska to cool off. That's just the way it is. Now don 't call me with any more stupid questions or you'll make me mad too..."

(Ishtar on Beta resumes play on Sunday, June 15 at a time/field TBD.)
 
(IOB players head toward third base in response to Kari's injury)
 

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO!
- Sasquatch sighting in Bucktown

What's New

- McKellen to reprise Gandalf role in 'Hobbit'
- Tony Yaniz struts stuff in Corporate Challenge

- GAM sues Viagra for excessive beard growth
- Mike Halfman spotted in new Mini Cooper
- White Sox change team name to "Pale Hose"




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Did You Know?

- Mike Madden sang his way
  through Notre Dame
- IOB softball is recognized on
  "IshtarTheMovie.com" trivia page
- "16-inch Superheroes" highlights
  Ishtar in RedEye softball feature
- IOB last won the league
  championship in 2002
- Tony's son can beat him at
  arm-wrestling
- Ty Sherman has a third
  nipple
 
 
 
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